Good Morning/ Afternoon/ Night.
4Gigabites 2009
Dunman High School

We've got even more memory space. :D

FT: Mdm Cindy Tiong!/ Mrs Low
THE NICE ONE

1 Yi Jing (THE WHITE ONE)
14 March/ Chinese Orchestra

2 Genevieve (THE NICE SINGING ONE)
24 May/ Choir

3 Wan Li (THE TABLE TENNIS PRO ONE)
30 March/ Table Tennis

4 Wei Qi (THE BOYISH ONE)
16 Febuary/ NPCC

5 Sarah (THE OUTGOING ONE)
10 May/ Girl Guides

6 Jill (THE FUNKY ONE)
7 April/ Symphonic Band

7 Jillian (THE SCANDALOUS ONE)
18 December/ Chinese Orchestra

9 Jia Min (THE MUMMY ONE)
30 January/ EDS Debate

10 Gillian (THE DEMURE ONE)
6 January/ Choir

11 Pei Ying (THE BO CHAP ONE)
15 June/ Track & Field

12 Eunice (THE MONKEY ONE)
6 Febuary/ Chinese Orchestra

13 Zhi Ying (THE ONLY CAN WIN ONE)
5 January/ Volleyball

14 Pearlyn (THE QUIET ONE)
22 August/ Girl Guides

15 Rachel (THE BANANA ONE)
22 June/ Symphonic Band

16 Rene (THE STRAW ONE)
2 September/ Chinese Orchestra

17 Ru Meng (THE TOFU-LICIOUS ONE)
8 November/ Symphonic Band

18 Denise (THE AMIABLE ONE)
10 July/ Symphonic Band

19 Tong Wei (THE DANCING ONE)
31 May/ Chinese Dance

20 Chloe (THE LOUD ONE)
12 July/ Symphonic Band

21 Sandy (THE LAUGHING ONE)
7 November/ NPCC

22 Brendan (THE BUBBLY ONE)
4 March/ Scouts

23 Shi Lun (THE LAME ONE)
14 November/ Chinese Orchestra

24 Daniel (THE CURLY ONE)
26 Febuary/ Air Rifle

25 Edmund (THE IMBA ONE)
5 May/ Infocomm

26 Chong Xian (THE DOT ONE)
24 August/ NPCC

27 Shou Yi (THE SLEEPING ONE)
5 April/ Choir

28 Jin Kai (THE LOVESICK ONE)
27 May/ Symphonic Band

29 Chun Seng (THE NIAO NIAO ONE)
28 November/ Infocomm

30 Zheng Feng (THE CUTE ONE)
24 May/ Scouts

31 Ka Jun (THE TANNED ONE)
25 March/ Basketball

32 Kuan Liang (THE OTHER TANNED ONE)
7 May/ Track & Field

33 Reuben (THE 'HANDSOME' ONE)
23 June/ NPCC

34 Zong Yi (THE DADDY ONE)
15 June/ Chinese Orchestra

Everywhere you can find tips on how to excel in your exams. But no one gives tips on how to fail them. Well, look no further! Here's exactly what you need to get what you want! :D

LA - Insist on writing a one-sided arguement. What's the point of writing a balanced arguement if in the end you're gona take one side?

HCL - Sleep through it or bring chemistry and history to study during the eoys. Only the o levels matter to you. After finishing studying or finally waking up, lament how much time you have left until end of exam.

History - You're a peace loving person. Wars never happened in your opinion. What ww2? You referring to the great singapore sale isit? Who's hitler? Your new maid right?

Physics - When you study, your brain heats up. Heating increases resistance to thinking. Hence to ensure maximum efficiency during eoys, you dont study.

Chemistry - Insist that electrons, protons, neutrons, etc. , dont exist coz you cant see them. 'Seeing is believing' is your personal motto.

Biology - Study the anatomy of all animals except humans and study the ecology of humans

Math - Dont bring calculator coz your brain can 'count as fast and as accurate'. You can even remember the exact figures of pi, which is 3.14..., erm..., 3.14..., (you pick the next number randomly, it will be less than 5 so that you can round down to 3sf.)

Most effortless way: You're a neat freak. Putting ink or graphite on paper dirties the paper. Hence, to keep the paper clean, you dont write at all.

Disclaimer: These methods are not tried out yet so there's no 100% success rate. These methods do not work on smart arses as they are too smart to fail. These methods work especially well for lazy and dumb people like yours truly.

:D

-weiqi



This is not bad either :D



HI this is damn funny LOL

Brendan and Zhengfeng
ChongXian
Daniel
Eunice
Genevieve
Jia Min
Pearlyn
PeiYing
Rachel
Rene
RuMeng
ShiLun
TongWei
WeiQi
YiJing
ZhiYing

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